Everyone is in the best of moods and on their best behavior.
You might also experiment with naughtiness by asking for one or more battery-operated toys of your own for Christmas. You can have a solid partner or are hitting the ugly Christmas sweater parties single and ready to mingle. Interested in more Christmas fun?
Want more Christmas humor? Try these Christmas jokesquotesand riddles perfect for all Santa lovers.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. Girl, if you come to my house on Black Fridayall clothes will be percent off.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Can you introduce me?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you deutsch chat the holidays? Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold!
Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas. My bedroom is the warmest place for miles.
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